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i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction
I never did, but now I might want to see that. For science. I said the doping! Come on, I remember the drugs, Jacko, give me some credit.
Believe me, it’s somehow embarassing and hilarious at the same time. I’m not coordinate enough to run, I tell you. Yells, I missed it, my bad~ If he went that far, I guess it couldn’t hurt go with that mix, ahah.
Masturbate THEN eat the apple. And then go for a run. Or something. I don’t know. All of those things are supposed to wake you up. That and dope are probably how Lance Armstrong got through the day.
……Did you ever see me running? I think I would trip and die on the moment, oh god. It’s not that I’m not awake, just very grumpy in the morning, ahah. You forgot the doping, he uses that too ://
I’d say I know that feeling but I try to keep my meals and my masturbation in two different rooms.
Honestly I don’t even like food anywhere near me in THOSE situations, it gets messy and just nope :/
I…….Don’t choke on the apple, man, that’s all I’ve got to say. That sounds like it would get sticky very quickly.
I’m gonna try to, can’t promise anything. Probably, it’s always messy when food is involved, sadly.